I sold my first job today

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
10/14/2016 at 14:29 • Filed to: None

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I’m mean, I’ve sold plenty of jobs before -- but they were based on leads, or handed off, or addons, or troubled accounts that rolled downhill to me. But this was the first one from start to finish that was 100% me! I think I’ll celebrate with something cold and oatmeal-stout flavored -- like an oatmeal stout.


DISCUSSION (7)


Kinja'd!!! DynamicWeight > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
10/14/2016 at 14:32

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What is selling a job?


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > DynamicWeight
10/14/2016 at 14:41

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Well depending on your budget...

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if you... know what I mean...


Kinja'd!!! Neil drives a beetle and a fancy beetle > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
10/14/2016 at 15:27

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For you (i don’t have an oatmeal stout picture on my iPad but I do have an espresso stout)


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Neil drives a beetle and a fancy beetle
10/14/2016 at 15:59

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That’s a good one! They sell it at Winco


Kinja'd!!! DynamicWeight > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
10/14/2016 at 16:15

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Completely lost. Are you a recruiter? That’s what the internet seems to be telling me. Also, I really like Firestone’s Oatmeal Stout.


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > DynamicWeight
10/14/2016 at 17:01

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Nononono, I am not a recruiter. I do stuff with things, those of which do not include recruiting.


Kinja'd!!! DynamicWeight > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
10/14/2016 at 17:48

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Oh right, you work on buildings. So you gave someone an estimate for work, and they hired your company to do it. It all makes sense now.